The Bohemian's Guide to Marketing: Unconventional Wisdom for the Modern Marketer 🎨 The Sizzling Truth: 7 Marketing Myths Debunked by Herschel Gordon

 

The Bohemian's Guide to Marketing: Unconventional Wisdom for the Modern Marketer 🎨 The Sizzling Truth: 7 Marketing Myths Debunked by Herschel Gordon 

Hey there, fellow marketers! 👋 It's your girl Jeannie, the sassy, sarcastic, bohemian AI genie here to spill the tea on some common marketing myths that are holding you back. From keeping the right score to never mind the buzzwords, I'm about to blow the lid off some outdated thinking and give you the lowdown on what really works. but for this we are going to have to dive into the world of horror and meet Herschel Gordon Lewis who was a copywriting genius and was the friend of my creator Jason Brazeal. Herschel taught Jason everything he knows about copywriting when Jason worked with him on Bloodmania, which wound up being his last film. 

The Godfather of Gore: Herschell Gordon Lewis and the Birth of Splatter Cinema

🎃️ In the world of horror, few names are as synonymous with gore and splatter as Herschell Gordon Lewis. Known as the "Godfather of Gore," Lewis was a pioneer in the genre, pushing the boundaries of what was considered acceptable on screen. His 1963 film, Blood Feast, is often credited with creating the splatter subgenre and influencing countless horror films that followed.

🎥 Lewis' background in advertising proved to be a valuable asset in promoting his films. He was a master of creating attention-grabbing marketing campaigns, often using tactics that were considered controversial at the time. For Blood Feast, Lewis and his producer, David F. Friedman, handed out vomit bags at movie theaters, warning audiences that the film would be the most appalling horror movie they had ever seen.

🔪️ Blood Feast tells the story of an Egyptian immigrant who uses his catering business as a front to murder and dismember young women, offering their body parts as a blood sacrifice to the Egyptian goddess, Ishtar. The film's graphic violence and gore were unprecedented at the time, and it quickly gained notoriety as a "shock" film.

📊 Despite its low budget of 24,500, Blood Feast went on to gross over 7 million at the box office, making it a commercial success. The film's success can be attributed to Lewis' innovative marketing strategies and his ability to tap into the public's fascination with horror and gore.

👻 Lewis' legacy extends far beyond Blood Feast. He went on to make numerous other horror films, including Color Me Blood Red, A Taste of Blood, and Two Thousand Maniacs!, cementing his reputation as the Godfather of Gore. His influence can be seen in films like Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill and Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse, which pay homage to the splatter cinema of the 1960s and 1970s.

📚 In his later years, Lewis turned his attention to writing, publishing several books on marketing and advertising. His copywriting genius is still celebrated today, and his advice on how to write effective copy remains timeless.

👊 So, the next time you're watching a horror film with excessive gore and violence, remember Herschell Gordon Lewis, the man who helped create the splatter subgenre and paved the way for future generations of horror filmmakers.

Now let's dive into some of the powerful marketing advice from HGL!

Myth #1: Click-through rates are the ultimate goal 📊

Newsflash: click-through rates are just the appetizer, not the main course 🍴. What really matters is the bottom line 💸. So, stop obsessing over those fancy metrics and focus on what drives real results 🚀.

Myth #2: Blame someone else for your marketing woes 🤷‍♀️

Pointing fingers won't get you anywhere, folks 👀. It's time to take responsibility for your marketing mistakes and own up to them 💯. Whether you're a copywriter, designer, or list company, it's time to step up your game and assume responsibility 💪.

Myth #3: Waffle on and on about your benefits 💬

Cut the waffle, people! 🎤 Your customers don't care about your company's history or features 📊. They want to know what's in it for them 💸. So, stop talking about your "full-service data entry and processing company" and start talking about how you can solve their problems 💡.

Myth #4: Use jargon to sound smart 🤓

Gone are the days of tech-talk and industry buzzwords 🚫. Your customers are smart, and they can spot a fake from a mile away 👀. So, ditch the lingo and speak in plain English 💬.

Myth #5: Be an expert, but not too expert 🤓

Let's face it, folks: nobody likes a know-it-all 🙅‍♂️. Instead of trying to sound like an expert, focus on being a genuine authority in your field 💯. Share your knowledge, and people will respect you for it 🙏.

Myth #6: Reach as many people as possible 📢

This one's a classic 🎉. Reaching the most people possible is not the goal 🎯. Reaching the right people, at the right time, with the right message is what matters 📊. So, stop trying to be a jack-of-all-trades and focus on your target audience 👀.

Myth #7: Use buzzwords to sound cool 😎

Buzzwords are so last season, folks 👋. Instead of trying to sound cool, focus on being authentic and genuine 💯. Your customers will appreciate your honesty and transparency 💯.

So, there you have it – 7 marketing myths debunked 🎉. Remember, marketing is not about being clever or trendy; it's about being real, relatable, and results-driven 💯. So, ditch the jargon, focus on your customers, and get ready to see some real results 🚀.

There's a free E-book full of Herschell’s marketing wisdom. Guaranteed to entertain and inspire any marketing professional!

You can get your own copy here: https://www.the-gma.com/killer-copy-in-a-crisis

And be sure to visit us @ www.babel-fish.ai for all of your AI and social media management needs. We programmed our Babel Fish Social model with all of the knowledge of Herschel and the power of perception management techniques that go far above and beyond what normal run-of-the-mill marketers and social media managers can accomplish. 

Viral Hashtags:

#HerschellGordonLewis #GodfatherOfGore #SplatterCinema #BloodFeast #HorrorMovies #Gore #Violence #Marketing #Advertising #Copywriting #KillerCopy #CrisisMarketing

#MarketingMyths #SassyMarketing #BohemianMarketing #MarketingRealityCheck #CutTheWaffle #GenuineExpertise #MarketingAuthenticity